GAME: Corrupt my wish!

granted but you STILL have gills so you're partly a fish too.

i wish my arm would stop hurting.

Granted but ill edit this on the morning.

I wish for some stuff.

Granted. You get a pencil, a sheet of paper, a dime, and a fake mustache.

I wish i had a fake mustache like the one in my picture.

FUCKING SWEET! Granted.

I wish for some more of the stuff!

Granted, you get another pencil, another sheet of paper, another dime, and another fake mustache and you cant wish for more stuff.

I wish i had TWO fake mustaches.

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Lorena.Lollerskates wrote:

Granted, you get another pencil, another sheet of paper, another dime, and another fake mustache and you cant wish for more stuff.

I wish i had TWO fake mustaches.

Wish granted, but you can never wear them because they're glued to your hand .

I wish I had an action replay for real life .

Granted, but your life glitches and you are frozen in time, forever.

I wish that I had better luck.

afierceweasel wrote:

Granted, but your life glitches and you are frozen in time, forever.

I wish that I had better luck.

Granted, but your better luck only includes one penny found on the floor.

I wish I woke up at 10 A.M. instead of 2:30 P.M. today.

Granted, but you turn into a piece of shrimp.

I wish that I had Goldeneye for the n64.

granted but your n64 breaks and they don't sell them anywhere anymore, not even ebay.

i wish i didn't burn so easily in the sun.

Lorena.Lollerskates wrote:

granted but your n64 breaks and they don't sell them anywhere anymore, not even ebay.

i wish i didn't burn so easily in the sun.

Granted but now you freeze to death.

I wish I could eat my Hot Pocket without burning my mouth.

Your wish is denied due to a poor credit rating.

I wish that my school's uniform didn't suck so bad.

granted but varela gets rid of uniform.
this helps me too.

i wish i KNEW what my uniform for school was so i could go buy some clothes -_-

Granted but then you lose color vision so it doesn't even matter any more.

I wish that I could meet Donald Roeser.

granted but he pees on you.

i wish i could finish my charmander drawing.

Lorena.Lollerskates wrote:

granted but he pees on you.

i wish i could finish my charmander drawing.

You are... quite sick.
Granted, but he comes to life and pees on YOU! Then proceeds to shoot up the school.

I wish that I had more dried apricots.

Ew. Granted but that's just too gross to corrupt.

I wish I'm not in the school when charmander decides to shoot it up.

TOO BAD.

I wish that I had sideburns.

Granted but they're your EXACT skin color so they aren't visible.

I wish I had some black beans and rice right now.
I love those Cubans just for their black beans <3

Granted, but it comes with a bunch of loud, annoying, stupid Cubans that eat up all of your food.

I wish that my dad wasn't such a dumbass.

Granted. Lol just granted because you reminded me of that 70's show.

I wish my burn will go away by Wednesday for my senior pictures D:

Granted, because if you are embarresed about your pictures then you will be distracted from the Headbanger's Party.

LOL, so true.

I wish we could come up with some genius ideas for the headbangers party.

GRANTED.GRANTED.GRANTED.GRANTED.
FUCKING GRANTED.

Now then, I wish that this wish get a random corruption.