GAME: Corrupt my wish!

granted but you have to give me the klondike bar.

i wish i finished doing laundry already.

granted but then u have to do mine!!!

i wish johny would stop screaming at me!!- through text!! D:

Granted a bunch of ninjas go an kill him (i cant think of anything )

i wish that there was such a thing as kitty gods X3 MEOW!

granted, but they are mean gods. and they torture you and treat you as their slave.

i wish johny didnt have to get killed by ninjas!!

granted but he gets killed by tigers.

i wish i didnt have to do other peoples laundry! D:

granted but you have to do the kitty gods laundry (he wears kitty-sized togas )

i wish that the kittys god r nice and they love me X3

granted but you treat them like shit and they kill you.

i wish kitty gods used the same dirty clothes everyday so i never had to do they're laundry.

granted but then they die cause of it and you get arrested for murder

i wish i had a VOCALOID.

granted, but your fingers will fall off.

i wish that my house was never broken in to and stolen from.

Granted,but somebody broke in your car

i wish that i could see my anime friends again >.<

granted, however they all turn into paper and it rains.

i wish that i had a nice, cool glass of Kool-Aid, some watermelon, and some delicious chicken...

granted but then a dog eat it all

i wish that/hope that my wig for my cosplay gets here safely >.<

granted but your wig comes with a mannequin that comes to life and once you get it, it runs away with your wig.

i wish me hair didnt have so many knots >.<

*sniffles* thats so mean :,(

Granted but your hair falls off

i wish that my life was more exciting

granted, but you are raped incesscently and die this way.

i wish my dog Keiser was still alive

Granted. Just granted because i dont have the heart to corrupt that wish.

I wish my headache would go away.

granted but you get cancer

i wish that i dont get raped if my life turned more exciting

granted, you are about to get raped but you die.

i wish people would stop joking about cancer.

granted (im srry-_-) but they joke about.........i cant say anything mean >.<

i wish that skool wasnt coming so soom >.<(im soooo nervous)

granted but you become so bored you commit suicide.

i wish my dad didnt smoke so much and drink and drive so much that he has something his doctors have never seen in his lungs before.

Granted but ( gosh george you make it really ahrd to corrput your wish-___-)

i wish for cookies and milk!

granted but, i will not corrput your wish... i am in a good mood...

i wish for a single dollar bill

yay! george is nice XD

granted and for not corrputing mine,i will not mess yours up

i wish for wishes

granted, but they all give you cancer

i wish to have a proper scottish accent

granted but noone understands your accent so you cant talk to anyone ever again.

i wish my headache would go away.