GAME: Corrupt my wish!

afierceweasel wrote:

Sort of. I mean, It would get old after a while but whatever, back on topic.
Granted but I kill you in the night for my inheritance.

I wish that I had two pet ferrets that were super intelligent.

Granted but then they kill you because they're intelligent enough to know that they don't need you to survive.

I wish that I was never hungry.

Granted, but the ferrets proceed to eat you.

I wish that better horror movies were made.

afierceweasel wrote:

Granted, but the ferrets proceed to eat you.

I wish that better horror movies were made.

Granted but now you die.

I wish that all iPhones blew up.

Granted, but so do you.

I wish that I could pull a McGyver.

Granted, but your name will be McGayver

I wish I was Castle Bound.

Granted, but then you are shot in dick and bleed to death.

I wish that I didn't shoot the sheriff.

Granted, he shot you.

I wish I wasn't so fucking down. -.-

Granted, but now I'm down.

I wish I wasn't down too. :[

Granted, but you fall down a bottomless pit.

I wish that... I'll think of something later.

Granted, but you can't think.

Butter.

Um, granted.

I wish I had a better steak to cook with.

afierceweasel wrote:

Um, granted.

I wish I had a better steak to cook with.

Granted, but it's infected with Mad Cow.

I wish Who Wants to Be a Millionaire wasn't being canceled .

HA! FINALLY! WOOHOO! Wait, wat?

Granted, but it causes you to get cancer in the eyes.

I wish that I had continued to play piano.

afierceweasel wrote:

HA! FINALLY! WOOHOO! Wait, wat?

Granted, but it causes you to get cancer in the eyes.

I wish that I had continued to play piano.

Granted, but you still suck.

I wish that I had a pet flamingo.

I was playing for 5 years, ass hat. I was pretty damn good. People can insult me about anything except my piano playing. I'm...touchy on that subject.

Granted, but a piano is dropped from the sky and kills you while I'm playing it.

I wish I could play Jazz piano.

afierceweasel wrote:

I was playing for 5 years, ass hat. I was pretty damn good. People can insult me about anything except my piano playing. I'm...touchy on that subject.

Granted, but a piano is dropped from the sky and kills you while I'm playing it.

I wish I could play Jazz piano.

Granted but you reached an artistic slump after writing the first measure .

I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted, only if you make me play the jazz piano.

I wish I never sold my piano Y_Y

granted but someone steals it instead.

i wish i knew how to play the steel drums.

Granted but they get shoved into your skull.

I wish that my house was never broken into and stolen from.

O.O
granted :/

i wish i dont get a sun burn at the beach tomorrow.

Granted, but you get attacked by a giant 32 foot jellyfish that normally lives out in the open waters of the pacific ocean. They exist!

I wish that I could see one for myself.

granted but it eats you.

i wish i could go to sleep early tonight.

Granted but you have the worst dream ever. you are stuck in a room with brian for 2 weeks. then, it turns out that it isn't a dream.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

FML.

granted but you still have gills.


i wish i could go see 500 days of summer in the next week.

Granted but, you burn out your retinas right before the movie starts and then you go deaf.

I wish that I was half-ferret and half-human, but I looked entirely human, just could turn into a were-ferret at anytime I wished.