GAME: Corrupt my wish!

Granted but you have to take me with you. Muahaha. That'd be amazing. I'd be a flapper and we'd be going to speakeasies. That'd be pretty amazing.


I wish i could go with brian to the 1920's and then ditch him there and go party at the speakeasies.

Granted but then you grow a penis : |

I wish my hamster could speak english : O

Deal. I'm perfectly fine with your condition

Granted but he also speaks german and only likes to speak german so you dont understand him. Unless you know german, then japanese or any language you dont know...


I feel sick, i wish i didnt :/

granted but it only lasts a minute.

i wish i was a flapper. it does sound fun!

granted, but it doesnt seem fun when it happens.


i wish there were more interesting things to do in my house.

granted, but nothing outside is interesting.

i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow -______-

granted but next time you work you only get paid 5 cents the hour for the rest of your life.


i wish i had a pony.

granted but it only has two legs, three eyes and a massive tummor on its side that smells like shit.

i wish coheed and cambria would come to miami. like the actual Coheed and cambria kilgannon.

granted, and i cant corrupt it seeing as i havent read much of the coheed story so i really wouldnt know what to say to that.


i wish my pony was normal

granted, but he does not like you at all

i wish you would read more of the amory wars!!

granted but it doesnt happen any time soon.


i wish it was noon already so more people would be awake >.<

granted, but you fall asleep

i wish i would know if i should stay up the whole day, or go to sleep for about 7 hours..

granted but whoever answers that question for you answers the same one for me.

i wish i had some kind of teleportation device.

granted, but it can only take you to watch memories..like you hover on top and watch those memories...


i wish Lorena.Lollerskates would let me use her "teleportation device"

granted but you have to let me teleport to places instead of times.

i wish i had my blackberry back.

Granted,but then it gets stolen

i wish that i can go to my friends house(but my aunts a douche)

Granted your aunt turns into literally a douche and isn't able to speak so you can go to your aunts house.

I wish I knew what to do today.

granted but everyone hates you so they tell you to go do something but its really a decoy to make sure they go somewhere else.

i wish i could go back to sleep for only a couple of more hours today.

granted, but the hours turn into days.

i wish i wasnt late for work!

granted... but why are you on this if you're late for work...?


i wish my dad wasnt so protective of me >.<

granted but then a guy rapes you and kills your father (that sound mean >.<)

i wish that i can buy a new house XD

granted but then you die

I wish this game would end.

granted, but you are banned.

i wish i was responsible

Lorena.Lollerskates wrote:

granted... but why are you on this if you're late for work...?


i wish my dad wasnt so protective of me >.<

cause JohnyTiger took so long, i had nothing else to do besides this!!

i know i know, double post!

GAH! im sorry!

granted but nothing ever goes the way you want it to go so being responsible never lets you be happy.

i wish i didnt have to go to tampa tomorrow.