game! You are Banned!

afierceweasel wrote:

You are banned because of a plot device.

You are banned because you are not the MacGuffin.

you are banned for liking the color green.

You are banned for not giving sacrifice to Thanos.

You are banned because I'm banning you instead of studying for my SAT's.

you are banned for making me a chocolate cookie that looked like a girlfriend that i had in February of last year It's not confidential, I've got potential.

...What?

You are banned for not catching the reference to the song that the post referenced.

You are banned for somehow being able to, it seems like every single time you post, post from 3:33 to 3:39.

You are banned for not knowing that I post at time other than those mentioned.

You are banned for being the last to post on this topic since January 4th.

You are banned for not posting sooner.

You are banned for not listening to Louis Armstrong.

You are banned because I do in fact listen to Louis Armstrong.

You are banned for not listening to the Mario Paint Composer version of Stairway to Heaven, which is actually pretty good.

The 8-bit song itself, I mean.

You are b& for not listening to Benn Jordan's Kirlian Selections, which was released under one of his many pseudonyms, The Flashbulb.

You are banned for not getting mail from Dish Network. But the mail is in Farsi, as my last name is "Farah." Which is Lebanese. And my first name being George, the most English of English names, next to Edward.

I ban you for assuming that Edward can't be an Arab's name, as my good friend (best friend from elementary/middle school who sadly moved to Grenada, which means I can't exactly contact him easily) is named Edward, and his mother is from Lebanon. He speaks fluent Arabic.

/point

/pointtaken.exe

You are banned for not having such a bad case of the flu, that you have found out that the only way to talk normally is with a British accent. No joke.
BUt since I'm having mid-terms, no home for me. Only school.

You are banned because the flu sucks, even though I've never gotten the flu, even thought I've been exposed to it tons of times.

You're banned for not using proper spelling.

You are banned for passing the test.

You are banned for not returning my calls.

Your banned for being faggots.

You are banned for not realizing that:

1. It was a joke,
2. You are probably insecure about your sexuality,
3. and that you will most likely deny everything I have said.

You are b& for being uncaring and insensitive, and I strongly suggest that you reword your post before a flame-war ensues. If said flame-war ensues, expect prompt post deletings by yours truly.