GAME: Corrupt my wish!

Ok guys if you havent played before this is how you play.

You must corrupt the persons wish above you!

then wish for something of your own.(on the same post please)

For example

Bob - "I wish I had a cat!"
Brian - "Granted, but it's gonna die tomorrow morning"
(then Brian will make his own wish.)

so on and so forth.

I will start.

I wish i ruled the world.

Granted, But you are then overthrown by an army of mole people. The mole people forces everyone tolive underground while they take over the surface.

I wish I had Persona 4. =[

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish all my wishes will not be corrupted.

Way to kill the game....

I wish Jade the cat was mine.

Granted, but he hates you.

I wish I can Teleport.

Granted, but when you teleport you accidently teleport to hell where satan takes away your teleporting powers and you are stuck there forever.

I wish I could have gone to yasumicon.

^No.

I wish I had everything I wanted.

Granted, You have everything but it all comes to life and kills you.

I wish i had a turtle shell.

Granted, but the turtle shell has a layer of poison on it that burns the flesh right off of you. (The species of turtle that the shell belonged to used it as protection against predators.)

I wish I had a nice body.

Granted but your face becomes destroyed and ugly.


I wish I wasnt allergic to cats.

Granted, but your allergic to everything else.

I wish for a World War I outfit.

Granted, but it turns to dust as soon as you touch it.

I wish I had a nice body

^Granted but its only attracts Gay Rapists.

I wish my cat didn't hate me.

Granted but everyone you know now hates you.



I wish everyone had the chance to redo just one single day.

^Already true about the corrupted wish.

Granted, but it's the day everything you love dies.

I wish I was Admin.

Granted, but everyone stops getting on.

I wish I had a nice car.

Granted but you crash it in the first 2 minutes of you driving it.


I wish I didnt get a headache so often.

Granted, your whole body aches instead

I wish that everything I touch has an orgasm.

Granted, but you cant have one yourself, EVER.

i Wish i had a Dodge Charger.

Granted, though the wheels, engine, radio, and little air freshener are stolen by mexicans before you get to drive it.

I wish I could pass my computer class.

Granted, but you fail all your other classes.

I wish I had a Klondike Bar.

Granted, but it's filled with shit instead of ice cream

I wish Brian would STFU.

^ No

I wish Adam would STFU

Granted but everyone else annoys the shit out of you.


I wish more people posted on this topic

Wish not Granted

/locked



JK LOL