GAME: Corrupt my wish!

Lorena.Lollerskates wrote:

Granted but everyone else annoys the shit out of you.


I wish more people posted on this topic

^Wish Granted but you have to get people to post here.

I wish I can play guitar.

granted but the next day you lose ALL your fingers.

I wish my cat would love me more

Granted, but Jade eats your cat and now you're stuck with him.

I wish working at Hot Topic was more fun than it actually is.

Granted but the rest of your life becomes a major bore.


I wish people didn't annoy me all the time.

Granted but now everything else anoys you...alot.

I wish i had a job.

Granted, but it's the worst job ever

I wish for World Peace.

Granted, but aliens come and destroy everything and we're powerless to stop it because we're all pacifists due to your wish...asshole.

I wish my shirts were done being washed.

Granted, but your pants are still dirty meaning you still have to wash those.

I wish to meet Johnny Depp.

granted, but you die in the process.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted but your pony explodes the moment you have it

i wish i had a cosplay made by experts! XD

^ Granted but it doesn't change the fact we all hate you.


I wish I had Everything I wanted at Anytime.

Granted, you wanted to have sex so you got a gay/black hooker and now (oh snap!) you got da AIDS!

I wish my mom was back with food that I actually WANTED to eat.

Granted, but she poisoned the food and killed you.

I wish I could see my girlfriend more often.

Granted, but you can't see anyone else. EVER. Not a single other human being. For eternity. No one.

I wish I had an iTouch.

granted but there is a force field around it that doesnt let you or anyone else touch it.


i wish i didnt have to pee so often >.<

Granted, but you have to shit more often.


I wish I had more suits.

granted but they turn to poop when you put them on.


i wish the mod of sp wasnt such a dick.

Granted.
Just granted.
No corrupting.

I wish there wasn't a forcefield around my new iTouch.

granted, but it turns into a lame zune.

I wish i could stop the world from ending on 2012. D:

granted but the world ends January 1, 2013


i wish i could go to sleep right now.

Granted, but now you can't wake up.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't being such a bitch now.

granted but you can never break up with her and shes a bitch everyday for the rest of your lives.



i wish i could think of more things to wish for.

Granted,but then you have brain tumor and you die and a gay german scientist takes you for examination

I wish WeAreDormain burns in hell XD

granted, but then i millisecond later hell floods and the flames turn into an amazing sauna

i wish i had my ipod back, just how i had lost it.

Granted but then you lose it again

I wish/hope that i get really good friends in Sunset XD