Razia's Shadow
A Youtube Musical
(Inspired by Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow)
Script
"The Divided Terrene"
Narrator: This is the beginning and the end, the rise and the fall. Our gate will begin at saunter, were the infant learns to crawl...
O The Scientist : Lalalala
Ahrima: Hey...um...O? O The Scientist?
O The Scientist: Yes?
Ahrima: Can I help I mean....I have these....gifts.
O The Scientist: No
Ahrima: But Nidria is helping!
O The Scientist: Who's Nidria?
Ahrima: Just fuck it....
Narrator: And the world was created, with the help of O The Scientist and his partner Nidria. Ahrima sad at O failing to see his gift. He went to Nidria for comfort.
Ahrima: Nidria, I just have these super awesome gifts. How can I convince O that I am special!?
Nidria: Its ok Ahrima. O The Scientist will eventually see what I see inside you. : )
Ahrima: Nidria I think I love you!
Nidria: Oh....um yeah about that....I'm already going out with....someone.....
Ahrima: Who!?
O The Scientist: Hey Baby!
Nidria: Hey Baby!...um...akward....
Ahrima: .....Nidria....
O The Scientist: Oh so this is Nidria! Well it doesnt matter cause I am God and I can do whatever I want hahahaha xD
Narrator: Ahrima...sad at what happen, he decided to think about his situation alone with nothing but silence.
Ahrima: Fuck My Life this is such a bad day I'm having. WHY CAN'T O SEE WHAT I CAN DO!? *Sigh* Forget it. It doesn't matter. One day everyone will just see what I'm capable of. And Nidria will love me. And O The Scientist will be amazed.
O The Scientist: Keep dreaming.
Narrator: Ahrima, figuring out everyone was listening to him he went to a more darker place...to think some more.
Ahrima: Damn...its pretty dark out. Anyway why does everyone laugh at me when I say I'm special. I am!
Barayas The Spider: Hey....I saw what they did out there. Thats pretty fucked up.
Ahrima: They always do that forget it.
Barayas The Spider: You should just....do something about it.
Ahrima: Yeah like what?
Barayas The Spider : I don't know you should totally take those lamps and smash it right in front of O's face. That would totally make him mad.
Ahrima: *Gasp!* But that will get me in trouble!
Barayas The Spider: So?
Ahrima: They will make me clean it up!
Barayas The Spider: But thats the best part! When they say "Clean it up." You say no!
Ahrima: But....Who will pick it up?
Barayas The Spider: The hell do I know! But it ain't gonna be you!
Ahrima: Great Idea!
The Narrator: That night.
O The Scientist: Ahh what an awesome day! Nothing can go- *Crash* WTF FUCK AHRIMA!? WTF! YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO PUT THAT UP! CLEAN IT UP!
Ahrima: NO!
O The Scientist: SERIOUSLY AHRIMA CLEAN IT UP!
Ahrima: NO!
O The Scientist: AHRIMA SOMEONE WILL GET HURT IF YOU DON'T!
Toba The Tura: Ahh I just love my home. *Gets hurt by Glass of the Lamps* OW FUCK! Looks like I have alot of Turaing today. Whatever that is...
O The Scientist: SEE AHRIMA SOMEONE GOT HURT! NOW I'M WARNING YOU CLEAN IT UP!
Ahrima: NO!
O The Scientist: Well then looks like we are going to have to seal you up until you do.
Ahrima: So!? Like I care! Its not like I hurt anyone.
Toba The Tura: Actually you hurt my foot. :' (
Ahrima: Oh I'm sorry! Wait don't leave me!
*Mountain comes up*
Razia: *Mountain appears* .........
Ahrima:......
Razia: WELL HOW YA DOIN!?
Ahrima: Not to great...My family hates me, The love of my life hates me. Hell even God himself hates me.
Razia: AWW DON'T WORRY!
Ahrima: What do you mean?
Razia: LET GARGUL EXPLAIN! HE'S AN ORACLE!
Gargul The Oracle: 100 years later Your decendants will reunite the world that you burned down.
Ahrima: I didn't burn down the world you know.
Gargul The Oracle: But you hurt Toba The Tura.
Toba The Tura: It really hurts. :'[
Ahrima: Well atleast the world will be reunited by a decendant of mine- wait a minute....how am I going to have a son when I'm the only one here?
Gargul The Oracle: Beats me. Hope you can Asexually reproduce. *Dissappears*
Ahrima:.........
Razia: YOUR MY BEST FRIEND.
Narrator: Now your probably wondering who are these decendants of Ahrima. Well they were adopted. One was name Adakias and his older brother Pallis both princes of the Dark. Whom both enjoyed the myths known as The Divided Terrene and Holy The Sea. Sangara and the townsfolk played tricks on Adakias telling him he was the chosen one who was destined to reunite the world that were seperated so very long ago.
*During the 100 years.*
Ahrima: *Looking at the broken Lamp pieces* I am so not cleaning that up.
"Holy The Sea"
Adakias: O this is such a boring day. I wonder if I can go to the other side of Razia. I bet no one ever did that before! I'm going to ask Sangara.
Sangara: No.
Adakias: But why!?
Sangara: BECAUSE ALL PEOPLE FROM THE DARK ARE ASSHOLES
Adakias: But why not me?
Pallis: I don't know cause your gay?
Adakias: I am not gay!
Sangara: YES YOU ARE!
Adakias: I'm gonna prove you wrong! And Pallis my brother.
Pallis: Keep dreaming. Besides, your not going to cross over. Razia is to annoying to cross over.
Razia: I LOVE YOU ALL!
Adakias: Your just scared! It's my destiny Pallis My brother! I will cross the mountain and marry a princess Sangara told me!
Sangara:NO YOUR NOT! IT WAS A JOKE!
Pallis: LOL FAIL!
Adakias: Fuck you guys! I'm leaving and will fufill my destiny!
Pallis: WAIT ADAKIAS!
Adakias: What Pallis My Brother?
Pallis: You leave the Dark. I'ma just going to make your life a living hell.
Adakias: Why? I didn't do anything to you?
Sangara: CAUSE ALL PEOPLE FROM THE DARK ARE ASSHOLES!
Adakias:......I'm leaving!
Sangara: WAIT ADAKIAS!
Adakias: What now!?
Sangara: YOUR STILL GAY!
Adakias: AND I'M NOT GAY!
Pallis: Wow Sangara your an asshole.
Sangara: CAUSE ALL PEOPLE FROM THE DARK ARE ASSHOLES!
Pallis: ....Is that all you ever say?
Sangara: I WANT TO EAT YOU!
Pallis: Right....
Narrator: Adakias as he was walking, he was thinking about his Sexuality....
Adakias: I'm not Gay why do they think that! I will prove them!
Barayas The Spider: Hey...I saw what they did back there....thats pretty fucked up....you should totally take those lamps and...
Adakias: AHH A SPIDER! *Knocks Barayas out of his shoulder*
Narrator: Adakias after crossing Razia even though Razia did not stop talking, he disguised himself as a citizen. And head off to the City of the Light. There he will meet the love of his life. Princess Anhura....
Adakias: So this is the City of the Light. Wow its huge. Hmm...I have to ask for directions....Hey excuse me..
Princess Anhura: Yes? Whoa....
Adakias:............I think I love you.
Princess Anhura:..........Me too...
Adakias: Your...beautiful...
Princess Anhura: Hee hee...
Adakias: Want to get married?
Princess Anhura: I do. But...we have to ask my father for permission. Hes the King.
Adakias: Your a princess!?
Princess Anhura: Yes Princess of the Light. : )
Adakias: Oh cool because I'm the Prince of the Dar- * Thinking: Shit I can't let her know. She might get scared.* Uh forget it.
Princess Anhura: Well shall we? : )
Narrator: Princess Anhura and Adakias went to the Kingdom for Adakias to ask for the King's hand in marriage...
King Malka: So who are you?
Adakias: Hello sir I am Adakias. I wish to marry your daughter.
King Malka: No.
Princess Anhura: Why Father!?
King Malka: Daughter, can't you see he is Gay? All he is probably wanting to do is steal my money to fund the gay parade.
Adakias: I'M NOT GAY!
Princess Anhura: All he wants is me!
Adakias: Sir all I want is her. Can't you see all we have is love!?
King Malka: All you have is love? No money? Not even a kingdom?
Adakias: *Thinking: Shit I can't let him know I'm teh prince of The Dark.* Yes. Sir all I have is love.
King Malka:.......................................................................................No.
Adakias: But!
King Malka: No.
Narrator: Outside the Castle.
Adakias: Well...I guess this is goodbye. And I really liked you-
Princess Anhura: Cough Cough! What...is...happening...to...me?
Adakias: *Thinking: Oh shit...she is dieing because of my presence. Fuck! I could get sued if she finds out!* Hey lets get married in secret! Theres a good Doctor that will get us married AND help you from the sickness!
Narrator: Not knowing were to go...they asked the Bawaba Brothers for directions to the Doctor Adakias heard myths about. And Sangara lied to him saying he was real.
Adakias: Hey Bawaba Brothers do you know were this Dr. Dumaya is?
Bawaba Brothers: Why yes we do. Its on top of Razia and we can take you there too.
Adakias: Good saves time.
Bawaba Brothers: So why do you want to see him. Were only taking you because we think your the chosen one from the story. And because we are old and want someone to talk to us.
Adakias: I am the chosen one. I'm the one who will leave the dark and get rid of Razia.
Razia: PEOPLE ARE CLIMBING ON TOP OF ME! I LOVE THEM!<3
Princess Anhura: Wait! Your from the Dark!?
Adakias: *Whispers* No I'm not I just want a free ride up Razia.
Princess Anhura: Oh.
Adakias: Yeah *Thinking: Whew dodged a bullet.*
Narrator: So they arrived at Dr. Dumaya's shack Adakias and Princess Anhura said there goodbyes to the Bawaba Brothers as The Bawaba Brothers said to be careful. There are broken lamp pieces everywhere. Because someone didn't clean them up.
Dr. Dumaya: Welcome I am Dr. Dumaya what are you dieing from today? Spiders!
Adakias: She has an Unknown disease and she needs to be cured.
Dr. Dumaya: Ok I will be happy too! But...your insurance doesn't cover it. Spiders!
Adakias: Fuck...well...you can have her...*Killing two birds with one stone! Bitch annoyed me.*
Princess Anhura: ADAKIAS!
Adakias: Its the only way Anhura! I don't want you to die!
Princess Anhura: O Adakias when did you become such a douche.
Adakias:.....
Narrator: So Adakias and Anhura fought and eventually Dr. Dumaya cured her disease after they made up.
Dr. Dumaya: She is cured! Now you can ignore me thoughout the course of the day. Say your last goodbyes to Anhura. Spiders!
Adakias: Get ready to...RUN!
*Door Opens!*
Pallis: DR. DUMAYA! LONG TIME NO SEE!
Adakias: PALLIS!? MY BROTHER!?
Pallis: Oh its you...
Princess Anhura: Who is he?
Pallis: I'm Pallis Prince of Darkness. I see your my Brother's girlfriend ey? Well Your gonna die now.
Princess Anhura: Why!?
Sangara: CAUSE ALL PEOPLE FROM THE DARK ARE ASSHOLES!
Pallis: STOP THAT! NOW DIE BITCH!
Adakias: BROTHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Meanwhile Back In The Kingdom of Light*
King Malka: Were the hell is my daughter? I havent seen her for three days...
Pallis: HAHAHA! NOW ADAKIAS HOW DO YOU FEEL!? Adakias? Oh shit...how am I going to tell Sangara...
Adakias: I....fucking...hate....you...
Princess Anhura: ADAKIAS NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Adakias: Before....I....die....kiss....me....good...bye....
Pallis: That was so gay...
Adakias: I'm not gay...
Princess Anhura: I love you...
Adakias: I love you too....*Looks at broken lamp pieces* Someone should clean those lamp pieces up. Someone could get hurt. *Cleans Broken Lamp pieces*
Razia: SOMEONE DIED ON ME! AND NOW I'M DIEING TOO! GOODBYE GUYS!
Princess Anhura:....*Looks at Pallis* Well you were hotter anyway.
Pallis: *Stabs Anhura* I LOVE DOING THAT!
Dr. Dumaya: Hey guys I made some milk and coo-.....WTF!? Spiders!
Narrator: And thats how the world was reunited. And remember...Never surrender for the unrelenting constancy of Love and Hope will rescue and restore you...from any scope.
That Guy: Thats great and all. But can I have a #2 with no pickles?
Narrator:....I hate my job.
: Thomas Dutton: *Wakes up Surprised* GREAT PLOT! : D
The End
Story Inspired By: Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow