Hanukah: -Jewish Christmas. Its Jewish Christmas because they are greedy enough to take 8 days of Holiday time for themselves.
Christmas: -Jesus Birthday. But...no one really cares about Jesus being born but getting their presents.
Three Kings Day: -Cheap remake of Christmas its Spanish Christmas.
Kwanza: -Nigger Christmas, its Nigger Christmas because its a Nigger Holiday. Its a Nigger Holiday because the Niggers stole The candle of Hanukah and the Christmas tree of Christmas to form their own holiday which reminds me. THE FUCK IS KWANZA!?
New Years: -Earth is back! Another lap around the sun way to go Earth!
^^^Choose any of the Holidays.
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