Greetings Good People Of America

Hello, my beautiful America. This is President Eden, and it's time we had a talk. It's time we discussed something rather important. The issue at hand is, well, my presidency. The question has been raised, I know, as to just how I came to be elected to this most illustrious office. Or whether or not I had been elected at all. To that I must answer; of course. Of course I was elected, sweet America, of course. Isn't the right to vote the very foundation of a democracy? Unfortunately, in the interest of national security, I am not at liberty to discuss the details of the election, you understand. But rest assured, I am your president because the appropriate people of this great nation decided I should be. I am your duly elected representative. Of course, when the time comes, when my term is up, America will be free to elect a new president. And that person will have our full faith and confidence, and carry our collective values forward into the future. Democracy, dear America. Democracy now, and forever. We've got to part now, you and I, but don't be sad America. The Enclave is working tirelessly, to rebuild this great nation, so you don't have to. Until we meet again, this is John Henry Eden, signing off.

Sorry man, we've got indians, time travelers, weasels, and comic books characters. We'e chock full of weird, eccentric, and strange creatures and people.
Anywho, welcome to Spirit Project Mr. President.

Oh do not fear citizen, I am here to cleanse this once great nation of all the "weirdos"
You know, that reminds me of when I was a child, growing up in rural Kentucky, I had the best friend a boy could hope for. My dear old dog, Honey. Oh ho ho, the adventures we had. From Knob Creek to Hodgenville we roamed, carefree and courageous. Irresponsible, and completely inseparable. It was, for a little boy, the perfect existence. So, let me ask you America. How many of your children can say the same? How many of this nation’s youth are truly happy, truly carefree? Well, we both know the answer, don’t we? None. America’s children live in a terrifying, meaningless existence. There is no hope, no happiness. That changes, right here, right now! From this moment onward, the children of this great nation are its highest priority. The Enclave will restore every American school, reinstate every youth program, and offer counseling and financial assistance to any family in need. We will match up the destitute orphan children of the Capital Wasteland with qualified, eligible adults. We will rebuild the American family. As it was, as it was meant to be. The values of our past shall be the foundation of our future. We’ve got to part now, you and I, but don’t be sad America. The Enclave is working tirelessly, to rebuild this great nation, so you don’t have to. Until we meet again, this is President Eden, signing off.

I shall consult my Star Fox quotes in a time like this "Great just what we need to see Star Wolf."

I'm a weirdo... I don't want to be purged by fire! Either way, I had a very happy childhood, and many people do.

to everything above i say one thing
wut?

You need not fear, for as long as you are a citizen of this great nation, you will be saved.

O.k. Im part weasel. But, I'm still a citizen. Am I okay?

I care for all of our nations creatures. Of course don't forget that no one, no one will take this great nation away from me! God Bless the Enclave. God Bless America.

Kickass.

God bless kicking ass.

God bless.

this is WEIRD.
hi

Aw shit, Not another one.

I do not know what you mean by "another one" do you mean a Patriot, or another President?

"President" Im the dictator around here.

It matters not that you are a "dictator" of an online forum, the only thing that matters is that I, President John Henry Eden, am the President of the greatest, most powerful nation on our planet.

I live in Cuba.

NAO WUT?

yes you forgot that this is....the intrenette. And you cannot possibly be better than Martin Van Buren.

To CrabXCore I regret to say that as a citizen of out communist cousins to the south, I do not offer you any sort of protection or goodwill, but I do say America always has more space in it's loving bosom for a patriot.
To Byakukun I mearly say that I have access to the whole of the internet, or "intrenette" as you call it, and every government document at the press of one of my many buttons.

afierceweasel wrote:

Sorry man, we've got indians, time travelers, weasels, and comic books characters. We'e chock full of weird, eccentric, and strange creatures and people.
Anywho, welcome to Spirit Project Mr. President.

ou forgot to mention me.

i am a Nazi Vampire.

....so why do we keep getting all these random /b/ rejects???

Do not fear citizen, I am not from that cesspool of hate, I am your President, your fellow American, your friend.

then why have i seen like 5 "john Henry Edens" or "President Eden" on /b/
you=/b/tard
you=evil
you=supercomputer in fallout 3 -_-

hola my name is moomoo XD!