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TheZeroKid
LULZ69
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TheZeroKid

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Age : 31
Location : Miami

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PostSubject: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyTue Aug 11, 2009 11:08 pm

You all know how this goes:

"In America, You ____________________.
In Soviet Russia, ____________________ YOU!"

It doesn't have to make sense. In fact, it's funnier if it doesn't. I'll start off:

In America, You sit in chair.
In Soviet Russia, CHAIR SITS IN YOU!
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afierceweasel
Senator
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afierceweasel

Posts : 1757
Join date : 2009-07-30
Age : 25
Location : at my desk

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyTue Aug 11, 2009 11:11 pm

In America, KGB spy on you!
In Soviet Russia, KGB STILL spy on you!
KGB break laws of physics!

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TheZeroKid
LULZ69
LULZ69
TheZeroKid

Posts : 72
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 31
Location : Miami

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyTue Aug 11, 2009 11:19 pm

In America, you watch TV
In Soviet Russia, TV WATCHES YOU!
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afierceweasel
Senator
Senator
afierceweasel

Posts : 1757
Join date : 2009-07-30
Age : 25
Location : at my desk

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyTue Aug 11, 2009 11:20 pm

In America, you execute criminals!
In Soviet Russia, criminals execute you!

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DOODLESxMACHINA
Dinner with your Boss and Co-workers, hoping you will get that promotion!
Dinner with your Boss and Co-workers, hoping you will get that promotion!
DOODLESxMACHINA

Posts : 923
Join date : 2009-06-25
Age : 27
Location : Here?

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyWed Aug 12, 2009 12:00 am

In America, Chuck Norris kills you
But in Soviet Russia, well, Chuck Norris still kills you...

I had too. I am ashamed of myself. Y_Y
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Lorena.Lollerskates
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Lorena.Lollerskates

Posts : 1946
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 27
Location : Miami :)

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyWed Aug 12, 2009 12:08 am

In america, doodles is lame for saying chuck norris jokes.
In soviet russia, luckily, doodles isnt as lame for saying chuck norris jokes.

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CrabXcore
On a Quest to Kill the administrator
On a Quest to Kill the administrator
CrabXcore

Posts : 560
Join date : 2009-07-30

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyWed Aug 12, 2009 12:14 am

In America, we are fat.
In Soviet Russia, fat are us.
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WeAreDormin777
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WeAreDormin777

Posts : 1221
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 26
Location : Florida

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyWed Aug 12, 2009 12:23 am

In America, You listen to Radio.
In Soviet Russia, RADIO LISTENS TO YOU!

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Lorena.Lollerskates
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Lorena.Lollerskates

Posts : 1946
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 27
Location : Miami :)

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyWed Aug 12, 2009 12:26 am

In america you surf the web.
In soviet russia the web surfs you.

lame. i cant think of anything clever.

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afierceweasel
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afierceweasel

Posts : 1757
Join date : 2009-07-30
Age : 25
Location : at my desk

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyWed Aug 12, 2009 8:24 am

In America, you earn money.
In Soviet Russia, money earn you!

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TheZeroKid
LULZ69
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TheZeroKid

Posts : 72
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Age : 31
Location : Miami

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyWed Aug 12, 2009 2:25 pm

In America, you read books
In Soviet Russia, BOOKS READ YOU!
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afierceweasel
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afierceweasel

Posts : 1757
Join date : 2009-07-30
Age : 25
Location : at my desk

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyWed Aug 12, 2009 2:40 pm

In Amercia, Sealab 2021 kicks ass.
In Soviet Russia, kicks ass Sealab 2021!

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itldubtch
Fur Sure Nazi
Fur Sure Nazi
itldubtch

Posts : 663
Join date : 2009-06-21
Age : 29
Location : 954

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PostSubject: Re: Soviet Russia!   Soviet Russia! EmptyWed Aug 12, 2009 9:07 pm

in america you and children eat burgers,
in soviet russia burgers eat children and YOU!!!!
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