GAME: Corrupt my wish!

i wish someone would bring back to arrows game.
i liked that game.

Granted, because I liked it, as well.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so god damned early for school

Granted, but now you can't sleep.

I have to wake up at 5:30 to catch mah buss. D:

I wish I lol'd more.

Granted but you laugh yourself into a coma, and then a hippo eats you.

I wish that I could see Scary Movie II.

afierceweasel wrote:

Granted but you laugh yourself into a coma, and then a hippo eats you.

I wish that I could see Scary Movie II.

Granted, but the only thing you will ever see is Scary Movie II.

I wish I had a pet goldfish.

granted but it is pink.

i wish my mom hadnt taken my phone

Lorena.Lollerskates wrote:

granted but it is pink.

i wish my mom hadnt taken my phone

Granted but now you has no moar computer.

I wish I could sleep whenever I want for 8 hours, but I can wake up at any time.

granted but you wake up to a parallel universe with monsters that eat you

i wish i had a figama

granted because idk what that is.

i wish school wasnt starting for another 2 weeks.

granted but the next school year becomes a complete disaster for you.

I wish i had a time machine.

Granted, as long as I could use it.

I wish that my legs didn't hurt so much from yesterday.

afierceweasel wrote:

Granted, as long as I could use it.

I wish that my legs didn't hurt so much from yesterday.

Granted, but now your arms hurt.

I wish my water tasted better and didn't have any weird stuff in it.

Granted but you have only one bottle of it and its as addicting as the most powerful drug in the world.


I wish I can play Guitar and sing really good without taking any lessons.

Granted, as long as I do, too.

I wish that I could be rocking down the highway.

granted but rocking means you're walking down the highway throwing rocks at the street.

i wish i could go back in time to 10 seconds ago just to feel what its like to go back in time.

Lorena.Lollerskates wrote:

granted but rocking means you're walking down the highway throwing rocks at the street.

i wish i could go back in time to 10 seconds ago just to feel what its like to go back in time.

Granted but you get stuck in time 10 seconds before the post was made .

I wish my tooth stopped hurting D:

granted, but then everything else hurts.

i wish i didnt have to move.

Granted your crippled.

I wish I can find where this is

Granted but you can never leave.

I wish that I could meet Bob Dylan.

afierceweasel wrote:

Granted but you can never leave.

I wish that I could meet Bob Dylan.

Granted but he dies and you're to blame.

I wish that I didn't shoot the sheriff.

Granted, but you shot the deputy. And you get turned into bubba's newest bitch.

I wish that Bob Dylan returned to folk singing.

granted, but u start hating it, and it sucks

i wish i had a cute puppy!!! named Frankenstein

granted but your puppy grows three times bigger then you and eats you and your whole family.

i wish i can fall asleep tonight by 9:30 PM and wake up tomorrow by 6:30 AM.

Granted. Only because today is the last day of summer.

I wish that I could meet Jerry Garcia.

afierceweasel wrote:

Granted. Only because today is the last day of summer.

I wish that I could meet Jerry Garcia.

Granted, but you meet in Hell.

I wish Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows 1 and 2 came out now. And they were the best Harry Potter movies ever made.