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WeAreDormin777
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PostSubject: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 3:01 pm

Go to Omegle.com

And you do the rest try to make it funny.

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JohnyTiger
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 3:47 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay boy?
You: more like gay fish
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JohnyTiger
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 3:56 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: want to cyber?
Stranger: your asl/
You: 154/argonian/alderaan forest
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ChesterParadox
On a Quest to Kill the administrator
On a Quest to Kill the administrator
ChesterParadox

Posts : 560
Join date : 2009-06-26
Age : 28
Location : Miami

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 4:00 pm

ahahhahaha
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Posts : 1084
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Age : 27
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 4:32 pm

brian
are you an abra???
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 4:34 pm

You: hi
Stranger: im emo...
Stranger: i hate the world....
Stranger: fuck it all.....
You: then come here
Stranger: im going to go shoot myself......
Stranger: bye bye now...
You: ill fuck your bullet wound all night and drink the blood ;D
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WeAreDormin777
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 5:11 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: HEY
You: You like pussy? ;]
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u have one?
You: I love rubbing my pussy...
You: <3
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
Stranger: i love sukicg
Stranger: it so much
Stranger: till my partner
Stranger: scream my name
Stranger: and moan it
You: Wait...were talking about cats right? o_o
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JohnyTiger
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 5:21 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: lets fuck
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are u a girl
You: fuck yeah
You: cyber?
Stranger: im a boy
Stranger: sure
You: kool you go first xP
Stranger: nah you go
Stranger: ?
You: *i brush my chest up against your. stare directly into your eye's. Then with my plus 5 intellect staff of gordon. I release Its energy source within you causing 2.5k dmg with plus 3 armor piercing dmg. Then you get the paralyze effect do to my Robed cloth which has that effect on demi-humans. While the paralyze effect is taking place I summon a behemoth to devour your soul.*
Stranger: you suck at this
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ChesterParadox
On a Quest to Kill the administrator
On a Quest to Kill the administrator
ChesterParadox

Posts : 560
Join date : 2009-06-26
Age : 28
Location : Miami

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 8:14 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hey
You: im about to kill someone, should i?
Stranger: Why?!
You: i hate the person
Stranger: What did he/she do?
You: does it matter?
You: stab or burn him?
You: hurry choose
Stranger: Neither.
You: why?
You: shoot?
Stranger: Because death sux ass.
You: im not gonna die
You: he will
Stranger: Well what the fuck did he do to you?
You: he fucked my mom
You: i already killed her tho
Stranger: :O WHY WOULD YOU KILL HER?!?!?!?
You: for being a whore with a nigger
Stranger: I swear to god if you're messing with me.
You: no
You: im serious
Stranger: What the hell?! Don't you love your mom?
You: no?
You: why should i?
Stranger: Wait... are you a boy or girl?
You: boy
Stranger: Ohh.. well still. Us that the only reason you hate her?
Stranger: *Is
You: does it matter shes dead
You: he is next
Stranger: Gah.... I would rather you kill my dad.
You: idgaf about your dad
You: FUCK YOUR PISSING ME OFF
Stranger: Congrats to me?
You: im gonna stab his throat
Stranger: Gah.... the only reason you're doinf this is becaus he's black and did your mom?
Stranger: *doing
You: yes
You: im a neo nazi fyi
Stranger: Gah...
Stranger: So do you worship hitler?
You: no but his ideas
You: he sounds funny when you stab him in the throat
Stranger: DID YOU JUST DO THAT?!
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: Shit.
Stranger: Are you mentally stable?
You: i just got off meds
Stranger: Ahh, shit.
You: im gonna burn him next!
You: Very Happy
Stranger: What the hell?! Are you trying to reinact the holocaust?!
You: i didnt gas the nigger
Stranger: So? The Nazi's burned them.
You: thank you for being part of omegle internet theatre
Stranger: Hmmm?
You: we are conducting a random test on how people react
Stranger: WTH?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?
Stranger: YOU HAD MY SO FUCKING WORRIED!
Stranger: HOW CAN YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?
You: we are sorry for the inconvicnce
You: its a monthly test
Stranger: THIS IS FUCKING STUPID AS HELL!
Stranger: Bastard..
You: we apologize
Stranger: GAH! You don't even work for omegle. You just wanted to scare someone.
You: we can offer you a 25 dollar gift card for simon malls
Stranger: No.
You: Um. Yes i do.i could give you my ref 3?
You: #?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Ew,
Stranger: You disgust me.
You: please send emails to webmaster concerning this test
Stranger: No.
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.
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Snorlax
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyWed Jul 01, 2009 4:11 am

heres one, not really funny
but Stuart was pleasant xD

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hello!
You: How are you!
Stranger: Pretty good, trying to avoid sleeping.
Stranger: Yourself?
You: Pretty good, looking for something.
You: So,may i ask your name?
Stranger: Stuart
Stranger: Yours?
You: Call me The Doctor
You: So where do you live Stuart?
Stranger: Haha, sadly not in London
You: I see you are familiar with my work!
Stranger: Indeed, it has been a wish to go with in the TARDIS
You: Well, I DO need a little help
You: if you can help me I might take you for ONE ride
Stranger: How so Doctor?
You: "How so" it sounds so proper!
You: Anyway! I was chasing a Dalek ship and it kinda went through this worm hole thing
You: I went after it but lost it at some point....
You: So you havent see any Daleks around or heard anything shouting "EXTERMINATE" recently have you?
You: Stuart? Are you still alive?
Stranger: No, i've not.
Stranger: Wait...
You: Drat
You: OH?
Stranger: Just some Adipose wandering about.
You: Ah, I'm sure they arent hurting anyone
You: Now, nothing resembling a Dalek?
You: Or maybe a Pigman?
Stranger: Nothing at all, I'm sorry Doc.
You: Well, I'm sorry you couldn't help
You: But in the future, thank your daughter for me
You: I kinda "lost her"
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: Well, thank you?
You: Yeah...
You: No Stuart, thank you!
You: I might come by with a gift later as thanks
You: .....I just gotta find someth.....how bout Mozart's hat?
Stranger: Ok then!
You: OK!
Stranger: Well, farewell for now Doc!
You: Bye! Urgent Dalek things to do!
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JohnyTiger
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JohnyTiger

Posts : 50
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Location : M.I.A. / FL

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyWed Jul 01, 2009 8:09 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heylo
You: What the fuck is that?!
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: hello
Stranger: hit the wrong button
You: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Stranger: ok great
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JohnyTiger
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JohnyTiger

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyWed Jul 01, 2009 8:11 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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itldubtch
Fur Sure Nazi
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itldubtch

Posts : 663
Join date : 2009-06-21
Age : 29
Location : 954

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyWed Jul 01, 2009 5:24 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEIL HITLER
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OF OUR RACE
You: woo
Stranger: =3
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyWed Jul 01, 2009 6:06 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: durrr
Stranger: Hello thar~
You: durr durr durr
You: durr
You: durr durr
Stranger: Indeed, really? I didnt know
You: durr? durr durr durrr!!
Stranger: Awesome
You: Sad
You: durr durr
Stranger: ):
You: durr durr durr durr durr durr durrdurr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr penis durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr durr
Stranger: So your gay? cool (:
You: durr
Stranger: So i guess u like penis..
You: Sad
You: durr
Stranger: Cool
You: durr?
Stranger: you should watch queee as folk
Stranger: *queer
You: durr?
Stranger: Its a good show
Stranger: Its airs at 11pm on logo
Stranger: durr
You: :0
You: Smile
Stranger: Yup ,wherever u live 4me it airs at11
You: durr/durr/durr
You: ?
Stranger: Didnt understand u there,buddy
Stranger: :/
You: >Sad
You: HOW THE FUCK!?
You: what the fuck!@
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WeAreDormin777
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyWed Jul 01, 2009 6:17 pm

You: Please don't be a wild Abra...
Stranger: actually i am
Stranger: Abra uses teleport.
Stranger: you'll never catch me!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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honeybee
Corporate Cat
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honeybee

Posts : 144
Join date : 2009-06-25
Age : 28
Location : Miami

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyThu Jul 02, 2009 12:33 am

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Smile
Stranger: Ello govnah
You: I don't even know what to say to that. It's so random.
Stranger: LIKE YOUR FACE!
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Lorena.Lollerskates
Senator
Senator
Lorena.Lollerskates

Posts : 1946
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 28
Location : Miami :)

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyThu Jul 02, 2009 3:08 am

honeybee wrote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Smile
Stranger: Ello govnah
You: I don't even know what to say to that. It's so random.
Stranger: LIKE YOUR FACE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

im sure that would have been quite the interesting convo if the dude didnt leave. lol.

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JohnyTiger

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyThu Jul 02, 2009 4:14 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: 니하오
You: OH MY SWEET JESUS
You: WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT!!!!!!!
Stranger: a virus lol
You: D:!
Stranger: no not really, dumb fuck, it's korean
Stranger: how old are you, 12?
You: lulz your an ass lmfao
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Snorlax
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Snorlax

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Omegle Conversations   Funny Omegle Conversations EmptyTue Jul 07, 2009 5:44 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: you chinese?
You: no
Stranger: ok then XD
Stranger: yay
You: lol you keep getting koreans too?
Stranger: sureee
Stranger: english you speak yes?
You: english me speak possibly
Stranger: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
You: me gusta chimichangas
Stranger: oh i like chimichangas too
Stranger: chimichanga ga daisuku desu
You: i can say chimichangas in 34 languages
Stranger: ahaa very clever
Stranger: chimichanga
You: you know whats fun to say
You: duct tape
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i just lold
Stranger: thank you xD
You: duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape
Stranger: XD XDXDDXXDXDXDDXD
Stranger: duckttttttttape
Stranger: nigger baby
You: guess what
Stranger: wat
You: im a wild abra
Stranger: oh fuck dear god
You: so you know whats coming?
Stranger: ......
Stranger: ......
Stranger: T
Stranger: H
Stranger: E
Stranger: -
Stranger: G
Stranger: A
Stranger: M
Stranger: E
Stranger: -
Stranger: laterrrr bro ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: you just lost the game mother flippa
You: -Abra used teleport-
Stranger: oh shit
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