Social Thread.

Social thread? Or the emo thread?

BobShark wrote:

Social thread? Or the emo thread?

Why not the socially emo thread ?

that can work.

IM NOT EMO.
im just stressed.
bobby knows why.
i care too much.

My adventures across The Great Intrenette, I Martin Van Buren was roaming around the Intrenette for a chance to return back to my time. I came across a "Spider-web" called "Omegle" I managed to talk to a couple of delightful fellows there. My conversation was as follows:

Stranger: 你好
Stranger: hi
You: Hello Kind Stranger, my name is Martin Van Buren
You: I'm the 8th president of the United States of America.
Stranger: hello,nice to u
You: May you help me find away to get back to my own time in 1812?
Stranger: oh,really?
Stranger: that's good
Stranger: how u came to modern society?
You: Yes, it seems a rip in the space time continuim brought me in this Great Intrenette.
You: It may sound very strange as it was to me too.
Stranger: and u learned how to chat on the internet?
You: Internet?
You: Do you mean Intrenette?
Stranger: don't u know what it is?
Stranger: what's that?
You: I never heard of such a thing called the Internet. I named this place The Great Intrenette.
Stranger: oh,haha,ok,maybe that sounds better
You: I've seen many discoveries in this place, but no way to get back to my time!
You: I must find a time contraption of some sort.
Stranger: u know how u can't go back to ur period?
You: I believe I do not know how.
You: I've asked all the text-folk how you call it.
Stranger: where r u now?
You: This Spider-Website called "Omegle"
You: Where I contacted you.
Stranger: ok, ucall it spider-website
Stranger: and what i can tell u is that the space hole is just place in somewhere in china
Stranger: so u can come here,and i will show u where it is
You: China!?
Stranger: do u know how to come here?
You: But...how may I go to China?
Stranger: u never heard?oh ,no
You: Please tell me. I've heard of that great place but another Text-folk told me he "Ate it"
Stranger: u never get on a airplain?that's a problem
You: Then proceeded to tell me "Show me your nipples or get out."
You: Airplane?
You: I'm stuck in this confounded Intrenette!
You: I don't know how to get out of here!
Stranger: ok,maybe it's really sad for u
Stranger: emmm....
You: So you have no way to find a time-machine to get back to my time?
Stranger: time-travling machine might be created until 2030
You: Oh but I need to get to my time now!
You: My people need me!
Stranger: i don'k know whether u'll live that long
You: Ahh your no help.
Stranger: need u for what?
Stranger: history doesn't need for anyone
You: I will ask Wizard Google.
Stranger: other person would replace u
You: Good day Stranger you sicken me!
Stranger: ok,that's a good idea
You: Begone Text Demon!
Stranger: i think u may lead a happy life here!
Stranger: that suits u
Stranger: bye!

What is this person thinking? No one make sense here.

Martin The Man Van Buren wrote:

My adventures across The Great Intrenette, I Martin Van Buren was roaming around the Intrenette for a chance to return back to my time. I came across a "Spider-web" called "Omegle" I managed to talk to a couple of delightful fellows there. My conversation was as follows:

Stranger: 你好
Stranger: hi
You: Hello Kind Stranger, my name is Martin Van Buren
You: I'm the 8th president of the United States of America.
Stranger: hello,nice to u
You: May you help me find away to get back to my own time in 1812?
Stranger: oh,really?
Stranger: that's good
Stranger: how u came to modern society?
You: Yes, it seems a rip in the space time continuim brought me in this Great Intrenette.
You: It may sound very strange as it was to me too.
Stranger: and u learned how to chat on the internet?
You: Internet?
You: Do you mean Intrenette?
Stranger: don't u know what it is?
Stranger: what's that?
You: I never heard of such a thing called the Internet. I named this place The Great Intrenette.
Stranger: oh,haha,ok,maybe that sounds better
You: I've seen many discoveries in this place, but no way to get back to my time!
You: I must find a time contraption of some sort.
Stranger: u know how u can't go back to ur period?
You: I believe I do not know how.
You: I've asked all the text-folk how you call it.
Stranger: where r u now?
You: This Spider-Website called "Omegle"
You: Where I contacted you.
Stranger: ok, ucall it spider-website
Stranger: and what i can tell u is that the space hole is just place in somewhere in china
Stranger: so u can come here,and i will show u where it is
You: China!?
Stranger: do u know how to come here?
You: But...how may I go to China?
Stranger: u never heard?oh ,no
You: Please tell me. I've heard of that great place but another Text-folk told me he "Ate it"
Stranger: u never get on a airplain?that's a problem
You: Then proceeded to tell me "Show me your nipples or get out."
You: Airplane?
You: I'm stuck in this confounded Intrenette!
You: I don't know how to get out of here!
Stranger: ok,maybe it's really sad for u
Stranger: emmm....
You: So you have no way to find a time-machine to get back to my time?
Stranger: time-travling machine might be created until 2030
You: Oh but I need to get to my time now!
You: My people need me!
Stranger: i don'k know whether u'll live that long
You: Ahh your no help.
Stranger: need u for what?
Stranger: history doesn't need for anyone
You: I will ask Wizard Google.
Stranger: other person would replace u
You: Good day Stranger you sicken me!
Stranger: ok,that's a good idea
You: Begone Text Demon!
Stranger: i think u may lead a happy life here!
Stranger: that suits u
Stranger: bye!

What is this person thinking? No one make sense here.

But you can wait until 2030, go back in time to now so you give yourself a time machine, and then your past self will go back in time.

Wow, I didn't realize how much I missed Martin until I read that xD

Martin, why are you so fucking epic? you overshadow me

I figured out a solution to Martin's problem! D=

DONT TELL HIM!
it'll be so sad if he leaves us! D:

Im goint to tell him.
He needs to find The Doctor

wow, nice job you nigger. now he'll probably leave us D:

edit: why the fuck can I write nigger now? I thought that shit got filtered. oh well.

The King probably changed it when we all found out.

I doubt he will find The Doctor
right now he could be in the past, future,or even a different planet

WTF.
I DIDNT WRITE THE KING!
LMAO.
The King FILTERED THAT TOO! XD

Snorlax wrote:

I doubt he will find The Doctor
right now he could be in the past, future,or even a different planet

oh, true.

@lorena: good thing I call him bobert then, that won't filter (hopefully) :>

edit: it doesn't filter :>

Lmao, I guess im gunna have to start calling him Bobert then.
Thats his name on my phone >.>

haha, awesome. I just don't like the name bobby (minus the "by"). makes me think of bobby (minus the "by") in Fight Club, and he's got bitchtits and he's fat. and I'm positive bobert isn't fat, and definitely doesn't have bitchtits. :>

Bobby has boobs.

Bobby from Fight Club, or bobert?

Both, from what I have gathered from this conversation.

I honestly don't mind that The King is filtered
but i do miss nigger being filtered....and just to make sure, cumdumpster

GREAT SUCCESS!

the cumdumpster filter is my favourite filter, it reminds me of 4chan
nigger used to be my favourite :'(

Slurry. wrote:

Bobby from Fight Club, or bobert?

Bobert!