Our Days

Subject: Our Days Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:58 am

In an attempt to post more, I would like to get to know everyone a bit more. Tell me about your day, please. Really, please. I need to know. PLEASE!

I'll start off with my day.
Hmm, well, looking at the time, it's 1:39 AM of a Friday, January 15, 2010. That's when I started writing this, so if the time ends up being 5:10 AM, it's because I fell asleep writing this or because I drew a writers blank from writing about a fake day. But yeah, that's pointless. I just wasted your time making you read this. So, I'm going to write about my day of Thursday, January 14, 2010. That was yesterday, if you haven't caught on yet. If you also haven't caught on, you might want to consider investing in a new hook... or bait. Whichever needs improving. I need to improve my bait because nobody likes to bite this bad boy. Unless you're thinking about the naughty biting... heh heh... wait.... nope, I don't get those bites either. I'm a lonely man... You're still reading this. I love you...

Ahem, ok. Now, it went like this:
I woke up bright and early to catch the daily newspaper and a cup of hot cocoa from the local cafe. Then I realized one of the cashiers looked awfully familiar. I say awfully familiar because the face was familiar and it was awful. Awful as in the stench of cheese written with chalk. Smell it. Well, then he gave me an odd stare and I flinched then he laughed and I cried and I decided I had lost faith in what I believed in and got my suitcase and left the store along with my shoes (for those of you who don't know the rule of the flinch in a cafe, if you lose, you must leave your shoes behind and leave). Well, my foot got cold and it started to bleed as I started walking along the Nile River. I think it's because those mosquitoes. I reached into the beehive and found an old pair of boxers. I decided to place it around my neck and flap my arms. The Winged Wombat of the West wrestled me with wool. I left unscathed physically, but my mental state was harmed. So I decided to do the one thing any man has to do to gain his respect back; think like Fonzie, jump the shark like Fonzie. So I found a bear, put some creamed corn on its back and opened its mouth to put my head in it. The audience applauded. I was ecstatic. So I went to the barn and went back in time back to now.

Thank you.
And Sorry.

Subject: Re: Our Days Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:00 am

Oh wow, Fwanky!
LOLOLOMGROFL You're sooo funny!
Hahah, like OMG RLY!

Senator Posts : 1065 Join date : 2009-06-19

so much fail...

Subject: Re: Our Days Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:32 pm

Okay, you know what. Keep posting, but next time, make it factual. Seriously, there have been times when I have agreed with Slurry's statements, but I have yet to agree more with his previous statement than any other. Jesus Christ man. That hurt my eyes. I NEED EYE BLEACH.

Subject: Re: Our Days Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:26 pm

Franklin is now our new troll. : ] Woo Franklin.

Senator Posts : 1065 Join date : 2009-06-19

afierceweasel wrote:: Okay, you know what. Keep posting, but next time, make it factual. Seriously, there have been times when I have agreed with Slurry's statements, but I have yet to agree more with his previous statement than any other. Jesus Christ man. That hurt my eyes. I NEED EYE BLEACH.

The funny part is, I saw a hugefuckingmcwallofdeathx2, plus a double post, and I didn't bother to read any of it.

A tl;dr would be nice, but tbh, I doubt I'd even read that.

Subject: Re: Our Days Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:12 pm

HEY DEADPOOL! WE NEED YOU NOW, MORE THAN EVER!

Robot Slave Posts : 212 Join date : 2009-07-10 Age : 44

I HEARD MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy

Well I like to start my day with a nice microwave burrito, I then throw my blind friend Al into a room full of broken glass and pointy things and watch the hilarity that ensues for the next hour. I get bored and decide to leave so I so i go and sit on the couch and watch tv for like 30 minutesunless theres a Golden Girls marathon on. Later i go to a fastfood place and get some food then teleport to the X-Men's mansion and try and convince then to make me a member until Wolvie gets angry and trys to kill me.

After I recover from my injuries I go to the Hell House and see if I can get a job, if I can i spend the next few hours/day doing said job, get paid and go home. When i get home i sit down and watch some tv for like 3 hours and then go to bed.

Robot Slave Posts : 212 Join date : 2009-07-10 Age : 44

GOLLY GEE DEADPOOL, YOUR LIFE SUCKS!

Robot Slave Posts : 212 Join date : 2009-07-10 Age : 44

I Missed you guys, and i wont let franky take my troll place just because ive been in Ethiopia Smile

Subject: Re: Our Days Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:10 am

Wow, right to thetriple post huh deadpool O_O

Robot Slave Posts : 212 Join date : 2009-07-10 Age : 44

I live to please:)

Subject: Re: Our Days Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:28 am

I CANNOT FOLLOW THIS.

WHERE IS IT GOING?!?!

Senator Posts : 1065 Join date : 2009-06-19

I'll just leave this here...

By the way, Deadpool, why didn't you eat chimichanga? Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Our Days Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:21 pm

DEADPOOL! YOU JUST MADE MY DAY! THANK YOU.

Subject: Re: Our Days Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:57 pm

Senator Posts : 1065 Join date : 2009-06-19

proof that weasy=pewly ITT.

Subject: Re: Our Days Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:13 pm

OMG LOLOLOL NO WAY!

Subject: Re: Our Days Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:13 pm

OMG LOLOLOL NO WAY!

Subject: Re: Our Days Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:13 pm

OMG LOLOLOL NO WAY!

Subject: Re: Our Days Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:14 pm

By the looks of it, seems like Slurry was the cancer...

Subject: Re: Our Days Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:14 pm

OMG LOLOLOL NO WAY!

Subject: Re: Our Days Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:15 pm

AFierceban?

Subject: Re: Our Days Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:15 pm

OMG LOLOLOL NO WAY!

DeadTool ROFL OMG YOU'RE SO F'IN HILARIOUS!
NO WAY! NO WAY! AWESOME DUDE!

Senator Posts : 1065 Join date : 2009-06-19

I don't even know if a ban would cure this cancerous piece of shit.

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