if you were a hobo....

if you were a hobo, what would you do to survive?
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opinions please.

I would totally wear a denim jacket and jeans, get aluminum cans and glass bottles to recycle for cash, use that cash to pay for gas for a motorcycle.

I'd be the hobo from hell. It'd be awesome!

lolz.

If I were a hobo, I'd go to a cumdumpster with a fetish for hobos. A RICH cumdumpster with a fetish for hobos .

Good plan.
Bring a denim jacket!

whats cumdumpster? o___o

Write g irl together, see what happens ;]

um... whaaa???? o 0 O

What's the opposite of boy?

Back on topic.
I'd also use my guitar to earn money to buy slurpees, food, and stuff like that.
I'd carry around a sleeping bag, and a couple changes of clothes inside a backpack along with a guitar bag on the other shoulder.
Grow an epic beard, let my hair grow out really long, and always wear a pair of aviators over my eyes.


I just asked my older brother, Eddy, about this. He said, "I would eat a lot of cats. In fact, I'm thinking of making it a career move. Mmmmm, cats."

CrabXcore wrote:

What's the opposite of boy?

um.. cumdumpster? o____O(WOAH! i seriously typed g irl.. how come it changed to cumdumpster???? O 0 O

afierceweasel wrote:

Back on topic.
I'd also use my guitar to earn money to buy slurpees, food, and stuff like that.
I'd carry around a sleeping bag, and a couple changes of clothes inside a backpack along with a guitar bag on the other shoulder.
Grow an epic beard, let my hair grow out really long, and always wear a pair of aviators over my eyes.


I just asked my older brother, Eddy, about this. He said, "I would eat a lot of cats. In fact, I'm thinking of making it a career move. Mmmmm, cats."

LOLZ. but dont eat cats... theyre cute. > x <

B-b-b-but... They're delicious!

how do you know? have you tried one? o_____O

yes. weasy is a damn weasel. he eats cats for a living.

On topic: I'd become a pornstar.

^ That's not a half-bad idea.
In fact, its a great one.

I'd watch every episode ever of Surviver Man and live like an awesome mountain man on the streets, really making quite a lot of money despite being homeless and then I'd become kind of the hobos and have them build me an army of robots and become something like that hobo gang in Infamous.

Yesssss

afierceweasel wrote:

^ That's not a half-bad idea.
In fact, its a great one.

lol inorite?

Seriously, porn pays really good. High-end porn stars make from 1 scene what most people make in 1-2 years.

The sad reality of it all.

lolz.. i heard a story on the news that theres this lady that lives in her car. she uses samples of make-up to make her pretty, eats sample food, and basically just drives her car all over the place and sleeping it in. XD thats pretty smart living. also heard she used showers from gyms or w/e. lolz... i think i'd just get a car and do exactly what shes doing. except i think i wouldnt use sample make-up. >____> make-up is nasty

ParadoxJames wrote:

I'd watch every episode ever of Surviver Man and live like an awesome mountain man on the streets, really making quite a lot of money despite being homeless and then I'd become kind of the hobos and have them build me an army of robots and become something like that hobo gang in Infamous.

Yesssss

yes, because hobos have tv's.

I've seen Hobos that have TVs
hell I've seen hobos that have no heads and a tv in thir chest with their face on it [/quote]

His name is Bobby.