I like this way better than MLIA.

Subject: I like this way better than MLIA. Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:12 am

I should've been told about this MONTHS AGO! New favorite website!

www.notalwaysright.com

Me: “Did you find everything you needed today?”

Customer: “I’ve been in here for fifteen minutes and nobody gave me a table yet.”

Me: “…What?”

Customer: “Yeah. I’ve been here for fifteen minutes and nobody sat me down.”

Me: “We have a couch over by the fitting rooms if you’d like to have a seat.”

Customer: “You don’t have any tables? What about booths?”

Me: “Um…we don’t have anything like that here.”

Customer: “Is this a new type of restaurant or something?”

Me: “No, this is a clothing store; we sell clothes. That’s why we have lots of clothing here and no kitchen.”

Customer: “Oh…why didn’t anybody tell me?”

Me: “Did you ask someone?”

Customer: “No!” *storms out of the store*

Subject: Re: I like this way better than MLIA. Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:40 pm

I found NAR before MLIA Razz

. NAR is better in my opinion because it gives a story.

Subject: Re: I like this way better than MLIA. Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:26 pm

I know! <333

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MLIA makes me laugh harder than NAR.

Subject: Re: I like this way better than MLIA. Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:26 pm

Slurry. wrote:: MLIA makes me laugh harder than NAR.

agreed.

Subject: Re: I like this way better than MLIA. Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:48 pm

Today at my school, we had a lock down drill to prepare for any intruders. We had to lock the door and sit quietly in the corner for ten minutes. About half way through, the door bursts open and my principal dressed in a Darth Vader suit shouts, "Fools, I have a spare key!" and runs out.

Funniest thing I've seen on any of those types of sites.

Subject: Re: I like this way better than MLIA. Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:10 pm

Best one i've ever seen was

Today, I was at a club and I met this cumdumpster. We went back to her place to have sex but I didnt have a condom on me. She said its ok, you can just pull out when you're ready. Right when I was about to pull out she wrapped her legs around me and yelled "BE MY BABIES DADDY!"

Best FML of all time. I don't even like FML that much but that was just too amazing.

Subject: Re: I like this way better than MLIA. Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:26 pm

Every man's nightmare.

Subject: Re: I like this way better than MLIA. Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:29 am

Idk why
but I love this one xD

(I’m a personal trainer and at the end of a set my client makes an announcement.)

Customer: “So, I think I’m a necrophiliac.”

Me: “Um, what?”

Customer: “I think I’m a necrophiliac.”

Me: “And why would you think that?”

Customer: “Because I’m always tired and I keep falling asleep at my desk.”

Me: “Narcoleptic.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “You think you’re narcoleptic.”

Customer: “Right. What did I say?”

Me: “Necrophiliac.”

Customer: “What does that mean?”

(I tell him.)

Customer: “Oh God NO!”

Subject: Re: I like this way better than MLIA. Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:22 am

Snorlax wrote:: Idk why
but I love this one xD

(I’m a personal trainer and at the end of a set my client makes an announcement.)

Customer: “So, I think I’m a necrophiliac.”

Me: “Um, what?”

Customer: “I think I’m a necrophiliac.”

Me: “And why would you think that?”

Customer: “Because I’m always tired and I keep falling asleep at my desk.”

Me: “Narcoleptic.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “You think you’re narcoleptic.”

Customer: “Right. What did I say?”

Me: “Necrophiliac.”

Customer: “What does that mean?”

(I tell him.)

Customer: “Oh God NO!”

LMAO.
xD