Potato Nose.

Circa something B.C., I was at a local pub (they weren't called pubs before, it didn't even look like a pub, it was just a man who served drinks for the area, but pub is the best way I could describe it) waiting for a quest to be called upon me to be fulfilled. It was then when a bum with long hair and a shaggy beard was just strolling around and decided to tug me for money. I told him he should back off and get a real job, like a carpenter or something, and so he agreed.

A couple of years later, this guy has made quite a controversy around the area, and was set to be crucified. I thought to myself, "I should've known this bum was a good-for-nothing and sent him straight to the chambers." The day of the crucification, it was him and a couple of friends getting put on crosses and being nailed on with nine inch nails. It started getting awfully bad, the weather, and things didn't seem like they were going so great, so I left home. Three days later, I went to check out the site to see what I missed out, and I saw the bum open his eyes, peak around, and he told me, "I resurrected..." Then he put on a red sports uniform. He then said "I'm gonna do great stuff to the world. Something like winning them Red Sox a World Series Championship, with the alter ego 'Johnny Damon, or something like that." I didn't understand what he was saying, maybe speaking in tongues since he was a bum, but I didn't care much.

Several years later... more like thousands of years later, I was at Woodstock, just jamming out to some psychedelic tunes and stuff and soon realized that one of the hippies looked awfully familiar. That part was pointless because nothing happened that day. A couple of decades later, I turn on my T.V. to see him playing for the Yankees, having fulfilled that dream he once told me a couple years back.

From this day on, I keep my eyes on bums. They might be crazy, but then again, they might be the next Messiah.

Amen.

And where did you read this? I doubt you wrote it. Either way, pretty cool stuff.

Lol I actually did write it.
I get so bored at home that I just get the urges to write the stupidest things ever.
So I thought, why not be active on this and post my stupid writings, eh? So I did it.

Well, very good, then. I am sorry I doubted you.

Lol nahhh it's okay.