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TheZeroKid LULZ69
Posts : 72 Join date : 2009-06-19 Age : 35 Location : Miami
| Subject: Soviet Russia! Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:08 pm | |
| You all know how this goes:
"In America, You ____________________. In Soviet Russia, ____________________ YOU!"
It doesn't have to make sense. In fact, it's funnier if it doesn't. I'll start off:
In America, You sit in chair. In Soviet Russia, CHAIR SITS IN YOU! | |
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afierceweasel Senator
Posts : 1757 Join date : 2009-07-30 Age : 29 Location : at my desk
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:11 pm | |
| In America, KGB spy on you! In Soviet Russia, KGB STILL spy on you! KGB break laws of physics! | |
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TheZeroKid LULZ69
Posts : 72 Join date : 2009-06-19 Age : 35 Location : Miami
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:19 pm | |
| In America, you watch TV In Soviet Russia, TV WATCHES YOU! | |
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afierceweasel Senator
Posts : 1757 Join date : 2009-07-30 Age : 29 Location : at my desk
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:20 pm | |
| In America, you execute criminals! In Soviet Russia, criminals execute you! | |
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DOODLESxMACHINA Dinner with your Boss and Co-workers, hoping you will get that promotion!
Posts : 923 Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 31 Location : Here?
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:00 am | |
| In America, Chuck Norris kills you But in Soviet Russia, well, Chuck Norris still kills you...
I had too. I am ashamed of myself. Y_Y | |
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Lorena.Lollerskates Senator
Posts : 1946 Join date : 2009-06-19 Age : 31 Location : Miami :)
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:08 am | |
| In america, doodles is lame for saying chuck norris jokes. In soviet russia, luckily, doodles isnt as lame for saying chuck norris jokes. | |
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CrabXcore On a Quest to Kill the administrator
Posts : 560 Join date : 2009-07-30
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:14 am | |
| In America, we are fat. In Soviet Russia, fat are us. | |
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WeAreDormin777 Admin
Posts : 1222 Join date : 2009-06-19 Age : 30 Location : Florida
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:23 am | |
| In America, You listen to Radio. In Soviet Russia, RADIO LISTENS TO YOU! | |
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Lorena.Lollerskates Senator
Posts : 1946 Join date : 2009-06-19 Age : 31 Location : Miami :)
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:26 am | |
| In america you surf the web. In soviet russia the web surfs you.
lame. i cant think of anything clever. | |
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afierceweasel Senator
Posts : 1757 Join date : 2009-07-30 Age : 29 Location : at my desk
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:24 am | |
| In America, you earn money. In Soviet Russia, money earn you! | |
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TheZeroKid LULZ69
Posts : 72 Join date : 2009-06-19 Age : 35 Location : Miami
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:25 pm | |
| In America, you read books In Soviet Russia, BOOKS READ YOU! | |
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afierceweasel Senator
Posts : 1757 Join date : 2009-07-30 Age : 29 Location : at my desk
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:40 pm | |
| In Amercia, Sealab 2021 kicks ass. In Soviet Russia, kicks ass Sealab 2021! | |
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itldubtch Fur Sure Nazi
Posts : 663 Join date : 2009-06-21 Age : 33 Location : 954
| Subject: Re: Soviet Russia! Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:07 pm | |
| in america you and children eat burgers, in soviet russia burgers eat children and YOU!!!! | |
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