Story Time!

just use your imagination and make this story a great one.

type one or two sentences and lets see how this ends up!


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I was walking down the street in my old neighborhood. When a Dog suddenly said something to me.

Once Upon a time, on a far away land lived a lonely man.


~Continue from here~

He once had a huge family but they were all abducted by whale eating Martians.

So now this lonely man was seeking revenge. He went home and got his old rod to catch a magikarp.

But he suddenly realized that magikarp couldnt do much against those martians. So he drank.

Until a book caught his eye, the title was named "The War of The Worlds."

And inside the book, there was a message inscribed, it said "so I herd you liek Mudkips?" This displeased the man, and he shot himself. THE END...or is it?

TheZeroKid wrote:

And inside the book, there was a message inscribed, it said "so I herd you liek Mudkips?" This displeased the man, and he shot himself. THE END...or is it?

You killed the story.
Thats not cool dude.

TheZeroKid wrote:

And inside the book, there was a message inscribed, it said "so I herd you liek Mudkips?" This displeased the man, and he shot himself. THE END...or is it?

Amazingly enough, he came back to life as a transformer.

and he tried to put all human race in concentration camps.

But they couldn't concentrate long enough to stay in camp and wandered off.

they absent-mindedly (not even a word but whatever) walked into a huge forest and they found a house made of candy.

they went inside to eat, but they found themselves to be playing candyland. They are the figures.

One person said this was gay and gave up and left the house to jerk off.

The other couldn't take the game seriously therefore he lost.

DRAMATIC VOICEOVER: BUT LITTLE DID HE KNOW... I don't know, Im trying to add dramatic effect.

The one who lost wandered off into the Candy Land woods, and found... LOADS OF PORN MAGZ

with the porn magazines, e designed the "perfect" woman.

It took him months to create this so called 'perfect woman'.

after she was completed, he realized she was missing a soul. and she could not love.

He spent years trying to figure out how to either make a soul, or steal someone elses.

he lost interest in finding a soul, and turned into Isaac Hayes.

He then started singing love songs to the woman with his deep, seductive, black man voice, and she instantly creamed her pants and fell in love with him. Her love was so strong that a soul was created within her body.

and he made salisbury steak to celebrate.

it was very delicious but too chewy.

so he made his woman cook it again, and again, till she got it right.